HAVE YOU SEEN MY NOSE?
Have you seen my nose?
Up skirts and in crotches it goes
It sniffs out my food
Which is terribly good
Have you seen my nose?
My nose is a marvellous thing
A black, shiny, moist piece of skin
Some people pull faces
When it sniffs in odd places
Ah my nose is a marvellous thing
Have you seen my nose?
My nose knows where everything goes
Biscuits and treats
And the people it greets
Hello…have you seen my nose?
Dedicated to my beloved Labrador Zack who had an insatiable need to stick his nose into places it wasn’t always welcome!